I've dreaded this most tragic day,
When I could not within you play.
Our favorite thing to do was bounce,
But you won't hold another ounce.

Oh bouncer, how I've loved thee long;
Oh bouncer, what a sad, sad song!

In you I found my inner peace,
A place to be wrapped in soft, soft fleece.
Your jungle print, with hippos too;
Sometimes your vibrator made me poo.

Oh bouncer, how I've loved thee long;
Oh bouncer, what a sad, sad song!

In you I got my first haircut,
so my style would not be in a rut.
You've been with me through ups and downs,
but without you I will be all frowns.

Oh bouncer, how I've loved thee long;
Oh bouncer, what a sad, sad song!

You helped me drain my stuffy nose,
especially when I took this pose.
Even when I barfed on me,
you helped me find tranquility.

Oh bouncer, how I've loved thee long;
Oh bouncer, what a sad, sad song!

My momma's pushed you to the limit,
but the manual said 25 lbs, darnit!
This impressive poundage has come so fast,
I can't believe this bounce will be our last.

Oh bouncer, how I've loved thee long;
Oh bouncer, what a sad, sad song!

You've been here since the very first,
I'm just so sad I think I'll burst.
We've had these good times and these bad,
but saying good-bye just feels so sad.

Oh bouncer, how I've loved thee long;
Oh bouncer, what a sad, sad song!

Good-bye old friend. We'll miss you. Thanks for all the laughs.

Bouncer
S.I.P (Store in peace)
June 2005 - September 2006