Behold.
The black eye is from jumping on the bed and falling eye first onto Jacob's hip.
The gash/knot combo on his forehead is from running in the hallway, tripping, and landing headfirst on the edge of the door.
And who knows how he got the smaller bruise on his cheek.
Hard to believe that in one hour he could be so transformed. Good thing he doesn't seem to care or to be in pain. And good thing his eyes are blue. They match his shiner perfectly!
(Oh, and this pose is in response to my asking him to make a "thinking face".)